I feel as though I have done as much as I can do

Support us at our lowest and we'll remember you at our highest.

Overheard: You can shit on my chest...just no finger painting - ummm, gross

Contrary to popular belief, I'm really not a good girl ;)

Watching 'The Indian in the Cupboard'. I loved this book.

The only way to lose weight is to watch your intake of calories and exercise - no magic pill - but why if I know this do I not follow it?

I have a random lady named Margaret who gives out my number for her credit cards and spammy stuff - One day I will find her, God help her